This is who I really am.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:41:24 +0200

me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:41:15 +0200

me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing

tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:41:01 +0200

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

anglosexual: chickensandwich: i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:40:52 +0200

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

harleyquinn394: i-dont-understand-that-reference: danisalmostonfire: i-dont-understand-that-refere...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:40:32 +0200

harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

parents: why are you awake so early

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:39:50 +0200

parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep

sumers-vans: isanyofthisforreal-ornot: mymindpalaceisatardis: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:39:31 +0200

sumers-vans:

isanyofthisforreal-ornot:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

OH MY GOSH

THAT IS A TURTLE

AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME

AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES

SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA

HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE

I think this turtle can cause world peace

OMG

welcomeovens: I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:15:21 +0200

welcomeovens:

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:14:20 +0200

roma-mars-amor: authorlrosario: knifeson: 30 seconds to mars...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:09:54 +0200

roma-mars-amor:

authorlrosario:

knifeson:

30 seconds to mars love lust faith + dreams

love them so much ^3^

:3

cute :)

innocent-ly: verbalxrisk: silent-circus: This just seems like...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:07:01 +0200

innocent-ly:

verbalxrisk:

silent-circus:

This just seems like a really good idea.

I’d love to do this actually

I did this with my Girl Scout troop when I was in second grade, it was underneath the sharks and they are constantly moving so it was slightly scary but still amazing

words-and-reality: Click here for more personal!

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:29:07 +0200

words-and-reality:

Click here for more personal!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:03:19 +0200

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:03:09 +0200

kittensmooch: bryko: shrek bloopers #this is freaking me the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:44:25 +0200

kittensmooch:

bryko:

shrek bloopers

#this is freaking me the fuck out

hippist: kalories: one of the greatest things ive seen in a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:43:56 +0200

hippist:

kalories:

one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time

reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”

bucklesup: my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:43:29 +0200

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

joan-watson: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:43:19 +0200

joan-watson:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

basedheisenberg: abhortion: thisisthinprivilege: Thin privilege is being able to die of natural...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:43:10 +0200

basedheisenberg:

abhortion:

thisisthinprivilege:

Thin privilege is being able to die of natural causes.

there are no words in the english language to articulate how stupid and absurd this post is

“Fucktarded”

fffcuk: I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:42:19 +0200

fffcuk:

I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework